ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. example: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
 

FAR - noun. A conflagration. example: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
 

TAR - noun. A rubber wheel. example: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
 

TIRE - noun. A tall monument. example: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
 

Things to do in the Smoky Mountains...

     Up and away from the crowds yet minutes to all the attractions the area has to offer.  The mountains abound with craft stores, boutiques, art galleries, antique malls, and over 200 brand-name outlet stores.  Kids and grownups will enjoy Dolly wood, miniature golf, top-notch golf courses, great music shows, fine restaurants and seasonal festivals. We have included links below to assist you in planning your vacation.

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